ring dude

A guy who married a lady but has another family that she doesn't know

She is married to a ring dude

by Uuunity November 20, 2020

Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated

X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing

by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023

Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.

"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."

by Keving Rady June 27, 2024

Rings of fire

The act of eating a very hot pepper (eg Carolina reaper or trinidad moruga scorpion) and feeling

the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards

Man#1 holy crap did you hear that Josh gave his partner the rings of fire?
Man #2 dude thats hot

by Jacksonvillereaper May 13, 2022

Ring Flutter

The repercussions of Taco Bell.

He had Taco Bell on Friday and has ring flutter, so he called in sick.

by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021

Ring

A yellow ring that you can collect, used as currency for... stuff.

The real question: where does Sonic collect all these rings?

"How many ring do u have?"

"omg I have 99999 ring"

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

Mr Ring-A-Ding

That one cartoon character villain from the new Doctor Who episodes with a damn catchy theme tune.

I fucking hate Mr Ring-A-Ding

by ThatJeepGuy April 22, 2025