hug rape

someone who assaults you by hugging you either randomly or against your will.

Shauna is such a hug rapist. She rapes me everyday with her hugs and she's not gentle and a she is a hug slut

by Chris likes anal rape April 30, 2005

wand rape

what Gandalf was charged for when he assaulted Bilbo Baggins and Newt Gingrich.

"i hearby sentence you, Gandalf, to 22 years hard labour for the wand rape of Master Bilbo Baggins and Mr Newt Gingrich"

by obi wan kefucktard June 1, 2004

Face rape

In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...

Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."

Solider 2: "Did he go off?"

Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."

by fgsfds? April 5, 2009

Rape Addict

One who dresses like a skank and walks around dangerous areas in hope someone will rape them.

"did you hear Jenny got raped again?"
"She does it for the attention, i swear she is such a rape addict"

by Persiamiasma January 1, 2007

face rape

When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.

Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.

by Madison Ryder December 9, 2008

coffee rape

What happens to your stomach when you have your morning coffee.

"That morning coffee raped my stomach and I had the biggest BM ever!"

by Greg McMuffin June 5, 2009

Froyo rape

Eating someone else's frozen yogurt (froyo) without their consent.

"You're eating my froyo? That's froyo rape!"

by SuperFude September 1, 2013