A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
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You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedal for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real.
1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)
You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedal for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real.
1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)
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