A Schloppy One

When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow

Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.

by Donald Trumps Hair October 6, 2015

crackhead one

crackhead hot asf and cute af. crackhead one gets all the cutest boys-hottest.

Crackhead one is so cute!!

by Relationship THANGS November 26, 2019

Hole in one

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary possition and accidentally forcing flatulents from her butt sheeks creating a vacuuming sucking in one of your testicles with extreme force

Bro I didn't even mean to get a hole in one

by druehorn May 8, 2017

One Time

The police.

Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool…
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!

by B. Kizzle October 4, 2022

meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

by Smartkarius July 24, 2018

One Pieced

The act of streching a recently used condom to slap someone's face.

I one pieced my girl last night.

by BiggestBammest April 17, 2018

Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020