Matthew Gage Middle School

The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!

Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.

by FUCKMRSUN April 5, 2016

Great Valley Middle School

I’m bored and real pissed rn so here we go, welcome to great valley middle school or GVMS where it against the dress code to wear pajama pants but some white ass 6th grader practically has her non-existent titties out and thats ok. It’s so snobbish students are forced to call the cafeteria the “dining hall” and the staff are stuck in the past with their blue ribbon award winning asses. A place where we have to have monthly assembly’s because students are on the brink of suicide. It’s so proud of it “inclusivity” and “progression” meanwhile you’ll have people calling each other slurs left and right. Oh and don’t get me started on the asshole teachers. I think there might be like one or two that are actually bearable but the others all give of pedo vibes or are just plain mean for no reason. This place is a shithole and anyone who goes here knows it.

“I have a friend who goes to Great Valley Middle School and earlier they told me the craziest shit goes on at their school”

by Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 15, 2023

BAK middle school of the arts

bak... oh bak... let’s start with the weirdest... BAND.. just a bunch of nerds who casually walk around the halls t-posing and yelling slurs. visual is just some anime kids nothing special. next is vocal, either super bossy and think they’re all that, or chill. communications is either utterly annoying or chill too (there’s no in-between). dance, ALL ANNOYING. all they care about is that they are level 3, and better than you are. and lastly theatre... the ALMIGHTY. like the other definition, either vsco girls or weird hamilton musical kids. dance and theatre are usually where the popular kids are. 6th graders look like 4th graders and have no idea what they’re doing. 7th think they are all that and start to get into cliques. and 8th is where you finally get to do something but won’t last for long.

them: hey don’t you go to bak middle school of the arts?
me: yeah... sadly

by bootybiol March 7, 2021

Rocky Height Middle School

Hello, For the people reading this I will probably have to go to the white room, Yes in this amazing school We have a Prison Cell! Okay, let's start explaining this bullshit of a school. First We are allowed no freedom, we can have no phones no music, no youtube, no fun. Almost everything is blocked in this school, even the wifi sucks. Second the teachers some are nice (bout maybe 7 in the whole 100 person staff) while the rest are just complete jerks. Third, there are different many problems like the white room! it is a 4 x 4 room with all white walls with 1 desk. It is used for punishment. Let's say that you don't clean tables for the janitor ( Big Boi Brown ) or you get caught texting your mom about how you're sick, or even forget to turn something in, well then the white room is for you! Instead of continuing to learn, you sit a in a room all day doing nothing. Another problem in the constant Juuling, In this school, we have a major problem, kids in the bathroom, kids in outside and even kids in class, but none of our dumb teachers ever find out. Last but definitely not least, Our lunch we get a solid 15 minutes to eat our lunch. Now our counselors are dismissing sections which takes much longer and just a pain.

If you ever consider Coming to RHMS please don't you will be doing your self a favor.

Bob - Do you go to Rocky Height Middle School?
Jill - No I heard they are just juuling gay ass bitches

Bob - ahh I see

by Wilhelmina Emmanuella November 1, 2018

rolling hills middle school

A school which sucks and consists of many different cliques. Some examples are the popular white girls or the fucked up ghetto kids and can range all the way to smart Asian group. Usually known to be the rich white kid school in the CUSD district.

Person 1: “these movies about kids in middle schools are so off. No one hangs out in groups like that!”
Person 2: “Ha! You’ve never gone to rolling hills middle school before then!”
Person 1: “bet”

by cliqueasfrik December 11, 2018

Oliver McCracken Middle School

The worst smelling school in the world. All the kids who attend the school are crackheads, also known as McCrackheads, according to everyone else. If you go there, this will probably be the worst school you've ever attended.

"What school do you go to"?
"Oliver McCracken Middle School"
"Fuck you McCrackhead"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 24, 2019

Dean Rusk Middle School

I was bullied for having an absurd amount of excess foreskin. They called me, “Meat-man” Fortunately, I was able to preform a self circumcision. I used it o be able to fit a small orange within my foreskin, however, now I have reduced the amount of skin by a large amount.

I was bullied at Dean Rusk Middle School for my large foreskin.

by Joseph Is Big February 22, 2022