Free Minecraft

Roblox

“Have you played any good free Minecraft lately” “yeah I just beat another tycoon”

by Snafnir April 23, 2018

MineCraft PE

Game that broke a$$ people play because they can’t afford minecraft on console

Poor kid: wanna play MineCraft PE?
Rich kid: On what console
Poor Kid: On PockEt EdItIOn
Rich Kid: your gay

by LIL DiCtIonArY February 12, 2018

mineshaft

it is where a man inserts his scholng into a womans bumwhol and they thrust it so hard that it causes the womans bumhole to cave in and squirt poo

omg that womans ass caved in like an iraqi mineshaft.

credit ro mark and jess

by Nellieness December 11, 2009

Minecraft player

God

Hey,are you a Minecraft player?
Yes,im a god

by 𓀐𓂸 July 13, 2020

In Minecraft

A phrase used regularly on Kiwi Farms regarding an illegal or contemptible action to ensure the reader (or law enforcement) does not take it literally. Similar in concept to S.W.I.M.

That guy should have literally ripped that lolcow apart in Minecraft.

by Baboonoverlord May 16, 2019

Mineplex

A stupid ass server who bans people for no fucking reason. The server is laggy as fuck.

Person 1: Hey. Do you want to play on MIneplex?
Person 2: Hell nah. I got fucking banned on Mineplex for no fucking reason.
Person 1: Oh shit.

by rootingformila May 8, 2018

Minecraft Animations

Is an animated porn of a Steve fucking an animal mob or another Steve (if ur gay).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

by The weird pedophile August 9, 2016