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I'm not gay seat 

Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.
Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.

I'm on a Seafood Diet 

If you see food and eat it, you are on a seafood diet.
" Hey man I'm on a Seafood diet." The other guy says, " Oh nice so you only eat seafood?" He replies, "No,When I see food, I eat it"

i’m girl boss slay yes pussy slay girl pussy pop queen-ing 

the person who says this is not okay, they need a hug, badly (and therapy.)
john: i’m girl boss slay yes pussy slay girl pussy pop queen-ing
katie: please get help babe

my pops is a m'fckin rollin' stone 

I ain't crackin' jewels tonight cuz my pops is a m'fckin rollin' stone.

I’m off to see the Wizard 

An expression to say I’m off to dream land. Dorothy in the Wizard if Oz sings “I’m off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, because because because of all the wonderful things he does.”
Well, I’m off to see the Wizard, goodnight.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

When you pull some insane combo using an obligatory combo opener at any fighter games that you can't even describe how wacky, but powerful execution you just pulled that you'll say this word.
I'm not gonna Sugarcoat it!

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(or insert any command strings here, and add a Vine Boom sound with "DAMN!" in the background.)