Light Hate

For when you don't dislike someone enough to hate their guts but they are being more than very annoying.

Guy: Why couldn't the train get drunk?
Girl: Why?
Guy: He couldn't reach the ca-boose!
Girl: Jesus Christ man, I'm really starting to light hate you.

by nukesup March 1, 2019

South Carolina Brake Light

During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.

Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Light Shopping

It’s like Window shopping, but viewing Christmas lights on houses.

Let’s go light shopping!

That house looks so cool!

by PaulTheWilson December 10, 2017

Light up Cane

A jolly euphemism for an erect penis. Perfect for the holidays.

“Hey Devan, have you and Mark set up the christmas decorations?”
“We did, I even found Mark’s light up cane!”

by Cowboy Crowbar November 23, 2022

Leading Light

Rhyming slang for "Gobshite". People who explain quite confidently how things should be done, but really they have no clue, or their own agenda that benefits no-one but themselves.

He's explaining how war benefits mankind, what an utter Leading Light.

by RealityIsASimulation August 16, 2022

Busch Light Dad

A typical redneck father. Always wearing work boots no matter what he's doing at the time. Also mainly wears sleeveless shirts, work shirts, or flannels. Mostly interested in mowing the lawn, guns, drinking beer and general rural debauchery. Heavily blue collar.

"Is Tim lighting off fireworks again? It's not even a holiday!" "Yeah he's just being a Busch Light Dad again."

by Pokesystem July 15, 2023

Drink a Bud Light

To have gay sex.

Tom: Where are Jim and George?

Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.

Tom: Ha, faggots.

by Tom (short for Tomothy) July 10, 2023