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straight lesbian

When a girl is attracted to guys that look like girls/are gay.
Example 1: Kayla is totally in love with Bill Kaulitz. You know that German singer that looks like a girl?

Example 2:
Straight Lesbian: I would so fuck Jeffree Star!

Dude: But He's a total TRANNY!
by Sam Ssssss February 28, 2009
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lesbian

Two girls who enjoy creating Mayonnaise sandwiches with their beavers. The Mayonnaise is a result of carpet rubbing friction between 2 women who hate the idea of good ol' wholesome, Hard, Dick!
Lesbian Girl 1 - Hi girl 2, do you wanna rub beavers?
Lesbian Girl 2 - Sure, I hate dick!

Lesbian Girl 1 - Damn Girl, look at all that mayonnaise!
by DeBach May 16, 2011
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Lesbian Nod

The unexpected approval or recognition given to someone perceived to be doing something who is in actual fact doing something else, and there is no opportunity to explain.

To get the Lesbian Nod, to be given a Lesbian Nod, to give a Lesbian Nod to someone.
Holding the hand of your same-sex blind/disabled friend to guide them in the street is what you're actually doing, but people in the street give you recognition for being "out and proud".

Usage: "I got the Lesbian Nod today for chasing a purse-snatcher, when actually I was running after a bus."

Putting a War and Peace dustjacket on your copy of Twilight and reading it in public is not an action meriting a lesbian nod - the confusion must be genuinely accidental.
by frenchknickers April 21, 2009
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Lesbian Shirt

A free give away shirt worn by a late-in-life lesbian usually from a benefit walk for breast cancer, AIDS, or other incurable diseases.
Guy 1: Haha look at those two dikey looking lesbos over there.

Guy 2: Haha what a lesbian shirt: "Walk For Breast Cancer" Pshhh!
by andytheslash January 21, 2010
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Bisexual Lesbian

A bisexual girl who prefers girls over guys.
Hey y’all. I’m a Bisexual Lesbian.
by Littlerawr December 28, 2020
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Lipstick Lesbian

A type of fake lesbian that likes to make out with girls and pretend to be bisexual but usually and almost exclusively date men. The term comes from the idea that a lipstick lesbian puts on her lesbianism as a party accessory like she puts on lipstick when she goes out. The original and punny definition is NOT just a feminine lesbian.
Guy 1: I saw Nicole making out with that other hot girl at the party. I didn't know she was a lesbian.

Guy: She is a lipstick lesbian and so she she just acts that way when she goes out.
by direktor1 December 4, 2009
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Longsword Lesbian

A term in the queer community used for lesbians who are inclusive of all types of lesbians, including non-binary lesbians, ace lesbians, and bi lesbians.
Person 1: I’m nervous about asking Kate out, what if she’s not accepting of me?

Person 2: Don’t worry, she’s a longsword lesbian, you’ll be fine.
by Ben Cobbs August 28, 2020
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