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I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.
Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023
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know-ticed

Someone says something that you already know and have observed, firsthand. A portmanteau of know and noticed.
Person 1: I don't care for the color yellow.
Person 2: I know-ticed. (You previously told me this & you never choose it to wear.)
by Scirrhous August 3, 2023
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Know Shaming

''Know Shaming'' is the petty social act of making someone feel smaller or stupid for literally not having known the information someone is telling them. Know shaming can occur in social or academic discourse, but also in interactions around media or celebrity consumption.
A: Have you heard of band XYZ?
B: No I Hav---
A: OMG! How do you not know about them!??!?!? Do you live under a rock?!?!! I knew about them ages ago like before they got popular.... YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM.
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A: Did you know..
B: No..
A: What OMG! Do you even read? So basically...
B: This is know shaming. How could I know anything about something before I know it?
by knowshaming February 1, 2020
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best-know

1) an indefinite, yet apparent type of subjective knowing/awareness that is better than any other way of knowing

2) the best that is known at a time, but can still be improved upon, like with new knowledge/information
1) Especially in these times of Information age when our knowledge of our world is so vast, much more accessible via this wwweb, and could often use much improvement, the importance to not merely know, but to best-know, will be increasingly realized.

2) Those people's multitude energies, computations, algorithms, complications, hard works, etc. provided them a certain degree of knowing, that worked okay, but when that other group's best-know confronted their efforts, their was no question - and through their OWN way of knowing at that - that they'd be better to adopt from that best-know.
by kikibo22 June 4, 2019
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One win and don’t know how to act

When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it
One win and don’t know how to act
by Mk.Immaculate January 17, 2021
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Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"
by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020
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