July 21

On this day you have to hit it from the back and massage your girl

Gf: omg it’s July 21

Bf: what’s that

Gf: you have to hit it from the back and massage me

Bf: say less

by Max from South Park July 21, 2024

No poop July

When you don't poop during July!

Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!

by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025

july 15

me: “hey look it’s annabelle!”
someone: “okay?!”
me: “it’s her birthday!!”
someone: “oh happy birthday!”
me: “happy birthday!”

july 15th is annabelle’s birthday.

by maxisarat October 7, 2021

july 31st

the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)

meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old

by coolmfer April 28, 2021

July 30th

the new jersey equivalent of fourth of july

“So you see as a New Jerseyan, we have a special holiday called July 30th; which is like July 4th, and I’m pretty darn busy that day.”

by sigzaisucks August 1, 2024

July 11

July 11 is National Roll out Day! Anybody on wheels that being Roller Blades / Skates, Skateboards, Bikes, etc., gather some friends or go solo on the streets and have fun!

Friend 1: "Hey *Friend 2*, its July 11 and you know what that means...!"
Friend 2: "*Friend 1*, I'm outside your door with my skates on, lets roll!"

by Seasons_Pierre January 16, 2022

Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.

Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022