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John Stamos

He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain
by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019
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jo-johns

yo i was smokin some purple haze and sippin on some Trey wit my jo-johns.
by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008
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john hauser

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.
by mr. smithson May 30, 2008
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john avery

Person filled with determination and confidence and will make it far in life.

Very flirtatious and gives special feeling to the ones they love. People may be jealous of him or her but nothing can bring them down. Not the most sporty person in the world but may play some sports rarely.
Isn't John Avery such a cool guy?!
by TH3M0R3 U KN0W March 16, 2017
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Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.
“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
by PortalDM March 11, 2019
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Big John

A well-known knight in the shining army. He is well known for beating Jacob on strokes alone. He is also famous for being the first person to win a fixture team with a ranga in his team.
Did he really need a let?
Yes, he isn't called Big John for anything.
by "IT WAS A CLOSE GAME" October 28, 2019
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John Cena

Where’s John Cena
by RogerGoodell April 24, 2020
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