jew high

When you're as high a Jew , I.e Seth Rogan

Damn man you're Jew high right now.

by ToldyaPaola November 21, 2016

Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.

That niggah a straight up jewish jew.

by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017

Jew

Someone with a Jewish religion

Daniel has 2 vapes and won’t give Sasha one for the night he is a Jew

by yeh boi 126987 March 4, 2022

Jew

A person with a short nose who hates money

Jews are the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018

Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.

The mountain jews sold me a water chicken.

by Leixx January 14, 2025