Mud flap

When your balls act as a guard during messy anal sex

As Jose was ass fucking Laura, he thought “thank god I have my balls as mud flaps. Otherwise that shit would have been everywhere.”

by Kelita554 February 08, 2023

Mud flaps

Jays tittys

He has mud flaps

by Hackett February 05, 2020

Mud flaps

A female that has a extremely large vigina lips that hang . Looks like mud flaps these females can probably fly when they are naked and the wind blows out a fan is on they're vigina lips start flapping & clapping

Fly some where with your mud flaps and leave me alone

by Our adventures December 20, 2020

Louisiana Mud Cloud

When you stick your ass out of a plane mid flight and drop a fat poo

Oh no! Little Timmy just got hit by a Louisiana Mud Cloud!

by acheekyfookincoon December 14, 2024

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 25, 2021

mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018