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Fucked if I know

A very Aussie way of saying "I dont know"
Person 1: Hey mate do you know what the time is?

Person: 2 Fucked if I know
by wogprince2001 July 11, 2025
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No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
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I know.

A phrase used in a matter of fact way when someone agrees with a statement of yours. Phrase owned by Ehlimana.
Person 1: Running is necessary to get away from kidnappers.
Person 2: True.
Person 1: I know.
by EmaCamp April 11, 2020
mugGet the I know.mug.

Know it all

A know it all is someone who thinks they know everything, and refuses to take anyone else's opinion into consideration because, naturally, they know it all. Also known as a Brian.
I have green eyes but my boyfriend Brian insists that I have hazel eyes. Clearly he is a know it all.
by Arniverna September 9, 2022
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Governor So-Know-It-All

nickname from Congress for Dr. Sununu
Governor So-Know-It-All was a general contractor in NH.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022
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