Curly haired creeper

any person as the name implies with curly hair who facebook stalks or lurks around building corners unbeknownst to others

"Oh my god, look at Susie, she is such a curly haired creeper!"

by skaryredhead May 18, 2009

Turtle beach hair

The result of playing your xbox/ ps3 too long while wearing a turtle beach headset.

When I'm done playing Halo, I usually end up with a bad case of turtle beach hair.

by Megadethisgood December 9, 2011

kung-fu hair

Long and shaggy hairstyle reminiscent of circa 1970's kung-fu movies. Noteable examples include Jacky Chan in his earlier films and more recently, Steve Oedekerk's character in Kung Pow.

Zhang Yao: "Wang, I see you're sporting kung-fu hair these days."
Wang Chun: "Yeah, I know. I'm trying to save money for that new rickshaw by cutting back on haircuts."

by Joshua Chao October 1, 2005

Butt Hair Bridge

When hair from around the Anus connects between the butt cheeks, therefore manufacturing a so-called bridge. Sitting down or scratching the Anus, usually destroys the bridge.

Thought I got bite by an ant or something, turns out another Butt Hair Bridge(BHB)was being constructed.

by Reverse Learn April 27, 2009

Exogenous Hair Effect

When a man with outstanding hair is able to take home a female beyond his looks and/or stature. Essentially the woman is drawn to the hair and hair alone, but is required to bring the man home as well because of his physical attachment to it. All members of Hanson are fervent lobbyists for the exogenous hair effect. Additionally Robert Pattison's teeth remain unrecognized because of this.

Zach Galifinakis attempting the "Phil Effect" in the Hangover. Also known as the "John Cusack Effect". "How has Jason Schwartzman ever gotten laid? ....The Exogenous Hair Effect."

by lasballs72 April 12, 2010

Hair-tie desperation

When you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. When having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. This sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in a complete fashion disaster.

Girl One: Hey, where'd you get that head band? I''ve never seen one with that shape.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.

by writer_chick97 September 1, 2013

Your hair is life

Off the hook, baller, on fleek,

Yo girl, your hair is life!

by Auntang January 5, 2017