facebook cheater

Facebook Cheater is some one who is in a relationship but friend requests someone then continually likes or comments on all their posts with the sole intention of hooking up. Devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner. Generally followed up by a text message or phone call with a "proposition."

Often the Facebook Cheater is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The Facebook affair is usually blatantly obvious to mutual friends and those who have been stalked by this individual and are no longer "on his/her radar". The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.

He is such a Facebook Cheater. He has hooked up with so many women through Facebook and his wife has no clue!

by Rescuechic August 29, 2014

Facebook Faggot

When someone (more often a girl) posts absolute shit online on a daily basis. This person often whines about their life, almost everyday. The regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. This faggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.

FB Faggot: "I hate life."

-1 Hour later-

FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"

-2 hours later-

FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."

A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots

-Listens to a song-

"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."

FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"

Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."

FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."

Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."

by Anonymous Truthteller June 10, 2013

facebook woofer

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014

Facebook Fencing

When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.

Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.

by Blender Fuck August 5, 2010

Facebook Messiah

Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.

Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah

by Lo440393 March 12, 2011

Facebook seizure

When a person signs on and off of facebook repeatedly in a specific period of time

Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.

Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.

by cleversenorita November 14, 2011

Facebook University

An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.

Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.

Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.

Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.

by G6rider October 30, 2021