Had a massive penis but is scared to use it on women so he uses it on 4yr old boys
Bad at football sucks penis every time he plays
Is a cheater will cheat on u with an animal
Penis gets smaller as he gets older
Bad at football sucks penis every time he plays
Is a cheater will cheat on u with an animal
Penis gets smaller as he gets older
by Your majesty 6899 November 22, 2021
Get the Ethan Caleb naidoomug. Ethan is a unique person. When you meet him, he’ll seem boring but as you get to know him, he’ll be flirty, funny, sweet, so smart, totally relatable, and understanding. He will be mean at times if he’s in a bad mood or he doesn’t want to show weakness or softness. If you tell him a secret and tell him not to tell anyone, he won’t. Ethan is hard to read but the more you talk with him, you can see he acts like he has a big ego but is really kind of insecure. Just being friends with Ethan is amazing too, if he doesn’t want to date, he still might like you, he just doesn’t want that kind of pressure, you can still have an amazing friendship with Ethan. He will hold back at times and not reveal things about him too much, he doesn’t want to date anyone until he’s completely sure. Don’t give up on an Ethan, let him know you’re ready and there for him.
“I’m friends with Ethan.” “You are? He’s so mean and boring.” “Trust me, if you know him the way I do, he’s absolutely amazing.”
“Ethan won’t like me back but it seems like he does and he’s just not telling me!” “Trust me, he does like you, anyone can see that. Just give him some time.”
“Ethan won’t like me back but it seems like he does and he’s just not telling me!” “Trust me, he does like you, anyone can see that. Just give him some time.”
by cwriterz February 28, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a loud person who loves to make people laugh. He is always with people and has a crush on a girl almost everyday. His friends tease him but it doesn't bother him because he always fire back. Ethans friends come and go but he will always have younger friends to talk to.
by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. No, they dont do their projects the day before it's due, they do them a week after it's due. You'll never see lester without Ethan vice versa . They are a duo like conjoined twins, try to separate them and theyll swing back like magnets, but never forget, if u separate them , they'll never be able to ask someone else about how to do the project that was due last month.
by Lara chan September 15, 2020
Get the Lester & Ethanmug. someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022
Get the Ethan Kongmug. Ethan hates mix, he never holds mix. Why hold mix when you can just dp? You know like, VOLLCANIC VIIPPAA.
Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.
Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.
by nosjkg December 16, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. ethan is sexy asf and everyone loves him. hes funny and cool and so likeable. he also likes this guy named kurapika
by emo white boy 🙌👨🎤 October 25, 2020
Get the ethanmug.