When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
Get the Texan Skull Crushing mug.When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out
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Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"
And you reply with them:
Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
And you reply with them:
Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023
Get the Your crush mug.An infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. The opposite of a cougar crush.
Thad: Hey Lance, why weren't you at the bars last night?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
by FatPointScheme October 26, 2009
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I was crush curious about him ever since he held the door for me. He seems like such a nice guy and such a gentleman too!
Liam is so fine, you must have been crush curious about him at least once.
Liam is so fine, you must have been crush curious about him at least once.
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by Zneuso September 23, 2021
Get the October 17 national ask your crush out mug.The sexual act of pressing down just below a person's navel while fucking (usually from behind but any way works) them which increases pressure to their g-spot or prostate depending on which they have, as well as the dick inside them. If done properly it may result in a more intense orgasm for the receiving person.
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