An infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. The opposite of a cougar crush.
Thad: Hey Lance, why weren't you at the bars last night?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
by FatPointScheme October 26, 2009
by FatPointScheme January 17, 2023
The male analogue of a "butterface." A man who lacks any quality attractive to females except for his wealth.
"Bryson isn't smart, funny, handsome, or well-endowed, but did you see his car? He's a total septeezrich."
"He's a total loser septeezrich."
"He's a total loser septeezrich."
by FatPointScheme September 28, 2009