FatPointScheme's definitions

dry style

Also called dry humping, it's miming the act of intercourse with clothes on.

Did Flynn hook up last night?
Yeah, but it was dry style.
Classic Flynn!

by FatPointScheme January 16, 2023

bopper crush

An infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. The opposite of a cougar crush.

Thad: Hey Lance, why weren't you at the bars last night?

Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.

Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?

by FatPointScheme October 26, 2009

septeezrich

The male analogue of a "butterface." A man who lacks any quality attractive to females except for his wealth.

"Bryson isn't smart, funny, handsome, or well-endowed, but did you see his car? He's a total septeezrich."

"He's a total loser septeezrich."

by FatPointScheme September 28, 2009