Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
Girl 2: He is properly a Christian
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
by Lars er en scammer November 21, 2021
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by GreenSmellyman April 27, 2022
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by Fanumkaibrucex September 2, 2023
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by thatsreallysadbruh January 16, 2022
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