Ass Cracker

A loud fart that feels like a firework popping in your ass.

Man that sneezed caused me to let loose a real ass cracker.

by Gatortail17 January 13, 2019

Rizz Cracker

A Cracker with Rizz

“Damn that’s a Rizz cracker if I’ve ever seen one”

by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 1, 2024

cracker

Irish (specifically Dublin) slang for a girl who is good looking

Guy 1: Bro did ye see Shauna yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah I did she’s such a cracker.
Guy 1: I know man!

by Yup bro 23 February 2, 2023

Cracker Craving

When someone has the urge to only hook up with white people.

Person A: "Did you see that super hot Asian walk by? Damn."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."

by The Cookie Eating Monster July 12, 2011

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

bun cracker

A very idiotic person normally charactorized as a dumbass or retard. Not smart or bright. They tend to make a butt load of mistakes all the freaking time. Or they don't do want you want.

John- Dude, hand me that soda.
Kyle- No i'm too lazy.
John- You f**king bun cracker.

by imfreakingattractive July 26, 2011

cracker week

The last week of the month according to your budget. Too much money was spent in the first 3 weeks to live a decent life in the 4th. Therefore, you resort to eating crackers and water. Every purchase must be dirt cheap, by the words “Oh well, it’s cracker week!”

With the way I’m blowing my money now, I’m headed for a fat cracker week.

by bwsimonse March 18, 2022