browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.

sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol

by dirtywizard April 13, 2011

gabby brown

annoying girl who goes to hays. thinks she’s thick when she’s not and can’t get a guy and is in love with aiden colman

hey do you know gabby brown??
yes
i’m so sorry

by anniebrown1 June 1, 2020

Brown Sunrise

n. The act of defecating in a partner's nose. A variant on the Cleveland Steamer. So named because, like a beautiful sunrise, the recipient will smell shit every morning for a month.

Linda never forgot Barry; though they'd broken up years ago, she still remembered the Brown Sunrise he gave her as an anniversary present.

by Doc_in_a_box March 24, 2011

Brown love

The act of using a frozen turd as a dildo.

I ain't got no man, but I got a turd in the freezer.. some brown love coming my way later.

by Theresatabforthat June 10, 2020

Hash Brown

A blunt that uses the bud thats at the bottom of the container (usualy a mixture of different strains)

Hey wanna smoke this hash brown ?
Brooo look at this fat hash brown!

by Midgemon May 21, 2020

Brown Ringer

When you fuck someone up the ass. Sometimes it leaves a brown ring around your dick.

"Dude, why is your girlfriend walking funny?"

"Cuz she just gave me a brown ringer! Wanna see?"

"Man, go wash that shit off!"

by CrazyJay June 10, 2009

Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019