Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022

brandon vicknair

A guy with a lot of money and a 7 inch dick. He also knows how to treat women right.

That guy really is a Brandon vicknair

by Dictionary 122233 September 5, 2022

Brandon

He has small third leg.

Wow Brandon has a mini third leg

by anonymous September 6, 2022

Brandon

Word to describe someone incredibly amazing.

This girl i met at the party is so brandon!

by BrandonTheNonabrow September 12, 2022

Brandon

An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.

Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.

by Timur Glazkov September 24, 2022

Brandon

Clearly a SLU lover.

Ew guys, Brandon was at the St. Lawerence game the other week and he was cheering for them.

by duckiechip167 October 5, 2022

Baddon

A man who drops pegs on children's heads.

Oh isn’t he a baddon!!

by anonymous January 4, 2023