lick the bag

to get fucked, to be dissed in a humorous way. To lick someone's testicles.

Oh, fuck off idiot, lick the bag!

by NoTiOn March 05, 2004

swag and bag

technique to get girls, in which the guy rolls up looking fresh, smushes the girl, then leaves, having no further use for her

Dane'll be doin' the ol' swag and bag this weekend.

by pollyollymolly January 23, 2011

Cram bag

Its when you have no condom and have to resort to using a plastic bag to have "protected" sex

" yo dude last night at the party me and this chick were real horny and she wanted to fuck but i didnt have a condom so i had to "cram bag" that bitch"

by Pafrick and Renegade March 19, 2010

double bag

When you may be worried that a certain girl may have std's, you "double bag it".

Damn, Vanessa is dope and all, but she's boned over 50 dudes. You can bet when I hit it this weekend, I'm gonna double bag it!

by Marvel May 09, 2003

douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

by skinny whiteboy October 15, 2003

bag of fruits

1) A person who acts very homosexual like. A fruity person. A person who is very unmanly, or a man that does unmanly acts.

2) A person who sucks

Cristiano Ronaldo is such a bag of fruits for crying after the game!

Man, you are such a bag of fruits for faking on us to go hang out with your girlfriend that whips you.

by LuLu21 April 21, 2011

tool bag

The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.

All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.

by Greekbrain December 15, 2009