quavving a twat

Going to McDonald's for a salad

Person: What did you do today?
You: I was quavving a twat
Person: Bitch, why would you get a salad at McDonald's?

by Yaaaaasbitch1.0 September 18, 2016

Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.

"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."

by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017

Twat

Emma Bulloch

Eilidh is going to get the blame for something retarded that Emma did for attention, this makes Emma a proper Twat

by Lmal April 13, 2019

jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a very unbecoming and less than savory way and without any concern for those around them.

Did you see that guy? That is a total jack-twat!!

by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020

twinker twat

an annoying twink that just does the most

that twinker twat stays doing the most for the dl football player

by holeymoley69 September 10, 2022

Twat

A person who puts the exact definition on Urban Dictionary.

"Wigga is such a twat. He put "The female genitalia" for the definition of twat."

by SwankyBanana June 6, 2018

TWaT

A TWaT, a person that only works Tuesday,Wednesday and Thursdays in work. They refuse to work any more days due to covid but are prepared to convene on pubs, clubs and restaurants at the weekends

Look at Russell the TWaT, he says he working from home but he's doing fuck all work on a Monday and Friday

by boyobop November 23, 2021