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Sam

A Sam is a sexy young man. He is so flippin' sexy he makes girls wet all day. Other than his sexiness, he is also an extremely loyal friend/boyfriend. He never betrays his girl or friend unless it was necessary. He is smart as fuck, strong as fuck, hot as fuck, good at sex, good at relationships, good at any sort of friendships and good with anyone basically. Fucking hell, had one of them and he tasted and felt soooooo amazing!
"Have you seen Sam?"
"Yeah, I heard Melanie was fucked by him last night, heard that it was hot as fuck that she became pregnant!"
"Damn, I wish I could get fucked like that..."
by hugedildoupyournan June 21, 2018
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Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.
“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”
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Sam

A annoying boy who often says things out of line. He can be very funny, smart (when he feels the need arise) and a complete asshole. Many would advoid a Sam based on his public image, but deep down he is suffering. He can be the most caring person ever or not. He has great respect for his friends. He will not hesitate to call somebody out for using the Lord’s Name in vain and will always find a cheap-ass bench to split in two.
“Dude did you hear?”
“Hear what?”
“Sam broke a bench!”
“Woah, I thought he only slit his wrists!”
by Absolute Chad February 13, 2019
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Sam is a girl who's actually a guy and hints at it all the time but no one cares. Also, they're real name is Izzy and she used to have a twin but she was disowned.
Lol stop calling me Izzy I'm sam
by Sammyspammy May 31, 2018
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Why's Sam here?
Hey guys how are you, oh... why's Sam here?
by Gabe is cool January 20, 2017
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by 3=======D July 16, 2018
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The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place
She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment
by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023
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