A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
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...GET it right!
The first time, that is...
...because you DO wrong instead of right..
...go fuck yourself in hell.
Signed
☆Satan
P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...
...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.
From one extent or another.
How do I know this?
You'll never know!
Not because I won't just tell you...
Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...
Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.
And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...
...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)
...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...
...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...
...because I cannot afford it...
...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...
...don't even get me started on the "water"...
...or the shelter, the clothing and love....
Defined ln th next sentence
...GET it right!
The first time, that is...
...because you DO wrong instead of right..
...go fuck yourself in hell.
Signed
☆Satan
P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...
...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.
From one extent or another.
How do I know this?
You'll never know!
Not because I won't just tell you...
Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...
Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.
And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...
...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)
...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...
...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...
...because I cannot afford it...
...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...
...don't even get me started on the "water"...
...or the shelter, the clothing and love....
Defined ln th next sentence
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Get the when someone is cooler than the cow mug.An animal that is usually black and white, eats grass, and is the main sorce for dairy products. Can also be used to define you.... You fat ass piece of shit...
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Get the Cow mug.A part Hippopotamus, part Pig and part Cow hybrid animal discovered by Terence Clark , the Poetic Tribal Wizard, Intergalactic Travel Guide & Freelance Chemical Cyborg. After he discovered the only known animal of its type he named it a HippopigaMc-cow.
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A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
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