Bus

Something that is late when you're on time and is on time when you're late

Example 1: Bro i ran for like 10 mins to catch the bus !! Continues to wait for the bus for 30 more minutes
Example 2: Oh crap, i'm late! Hopefuly the bus is too like it was last time Hint : It wasn't...

by keptn December 6, 2015

sleepin on the bus

sleeping on the bus, being a really cool and nonchalant while taking a nap.

Wow, that guy is so cool sleepin on the bus!

by infamouscrayon. November 7, 2025

Blue Bus

"Blue Cheer" was the name of a variety of LSD made by chemist and Grateful Dead patron Owsley Stanley13 and the band was probably named after that, although the name existed earlier, as the name of a laundry detergent14 after which the LSD variety itself was named." Wiki blurb that has it right. Take a ride on The Blue Bus LSD trip.

Take a ride on The Blue Bus

by Rickey Ratt July 23, 2019

Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.

My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.

by CarpMagic December 17, 2019

Campbell Bus Incident

Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County

“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!

by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022

The Bus Driver

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.

Uh-oh! I'm being killed by The Bus Driver!

by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022

Smiley bus

A bus full of disabled children who dont know what day it is

Hey gru, did you see Jonathan the other day, he was on the smiley bus!

by tinkerbellthetank December 3, 2020