Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021

Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking

“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.

My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.

by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022

Canadian Chong

An asian that canadian asians use.

"That guy was speaking Canadian Chong"

by RibbyDs June 25, 2023

Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head

It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole

by Sparkysrevenge4 December 26, 2023

Canadian Back-Woodsman

Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.

Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!

by Kerminator80 December 3, 2020

Canadian Tickler

Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.

Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!

by Kawibadger September 24, 2020