chrome to your dome

Getting a pistol placed up against the skull.

Mikey: Yo brah! Phil went to go sell the weed, but he got the chrome to his dome and got robbed instead! Phil said he was a heavyset black dude, should have known he'd be trouble.
Logan: Damn! He seems like the kind of guy that would put the chrome to your dome.

by Mikey the Real G October 22, 2013

Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

Eat your soup

Eat your soup is a video about two Asian women eating soup, then vomiting on each other, then having sex. It was on the internet long ago. If someone shows you 2 girls 1 cup, you show them eat your soup. Eat your soup is actual vomit! They will likely never show you nasty videos again if you show them Eat your soup! Plus their reaction is funny.

Winsor: Look! 2 girls 1 cup! It's just a normal video.
Dennis: Ew!

*The next day*

Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.

Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 7, 2022

beat your face

military pushups

Drop down soldier and beat your face twenty times!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

Buckle your fuckle

When you buckle your fuckle, you’re getting ready for some shit to go down.

Bob: “Hey Jon, you better buckle your fuckle.”
Jon: “Why?”
Bob: “Some shit is about to go down.”

by Thecl June 2, 2018

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

Stick it in your wicket

Jus another phrase for shuvin it in deep

Im gonna stick it in your wicket

by O.G. Willis April 24, 2015