Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Willy movements is basically when you know the gender of someone sitting next to you, without looking at them, as you can sense the willy movements. It can also be used in many other ways, like when your friend accidentally touched your moving willy, when you're running, etc.
"Hey, did you see who you got sat next to in lesson?"
"Nah, I didn't look, but I know it's a boy."
"How?"
"I could sense the Willy movements."
"Hahahaha, I accidentally touched your willy, I could feel the willy movements"
"Nah, I didn't look, but I know it's a boy."
"How?"
"I could sense the Willy movements."
"Hahahaha, I accidentally touched your willy, I could feel the willy movements"
by JuJu Magic October 19, 2022

Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.
I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.
by Magmawall July 11, 2024

A willy is a good guy that always smells or makes things smell but is very athletic despite his small structure, he will fall in love with you if you show a lot of interests in him and only him because he can a very selfish person
He is such a willy!
by ilililililili-__- July 11, 2017

Robert & Downey: Heheeheheheheheh this is fun heheheheh
Uncle Sam: WOT R U DOIN DAON DER PAMPIN EECH OTERS WILLY N KISSIN YER ASSES
Uncle Sam: WOT R U DOIN DAON DER PAMPIN EECH OTERS WILLY N KISSIN YER ASSES
by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

by yd2k October 9, 2023
