Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
by this_is_true February 13, 2018

by Realonly January 13, 2015

Josh in his relationship
by Drew murdoch January 9, 2025

Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.
Well if it isn't captain whip out!
Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!
Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!
by Hubcity turtle August 31, 2016

A dance for people who are too retarded for dancing and they must use a fisting movement as a dance....this is because they are probably a fat or too lazy person to even try to do anything else
by Thebobmarleyking January 4, 2017

by Tomé August 30, 2022

by Babymommadrama314159 June 11, 2018
