Weed

A man named Andre

Yooo is that weed?

by True Man the third December 10, 2022

Weed Willy

When a man can’t stay hard due to being to stoned.

“Dude he was gonna fuck my ass but he had weed willy”

by Brucefromapple December 12, 2022

Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

pink weed

something kinlee sneaks from the police while she's driving to florida with beau and gate and holly. she's secretly addicted and waiting to get more at that gas station in alabama

"hurry, hide the pink weed! the cops are right behind us." - beau

by gategateholly July 16, 2023

weed pasta

pasta with weed in it.

when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï

"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.

The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.

by Sduvvy August 8, 2023

Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023