Vagina Beans

When a female has a yeast infection, the curdled pieces of cheese
Amanda my vagina is very irritated "I have Vagina Beans"
by PeterCheese October 15, 2010
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apple vagina

One with bad peripherals gets insulted and uses "by the way, there is an apple in your vagina" as a comeback, all while watching a rom com, bitch.
A girl knocks over a glass of water and gets bitched at by an apple vagina, so she says "by the way, there is an apple in your vagina".
by 3968 October 05, 2008
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Facebook vagina

Someone who bitches and whines about other people's Facebook statuses.
Someone who believes that all Facebook status updates should follow a certain protocol or etiquette that favor his or her preferences.
Oscar won't stop crying on Facebook about how my status update revealed the chef who got eliminated on the recent episode of Top Chef, thus verifying that he is a Facebook vagina.
by Angryasian February 05, 2009
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angry vagina

Women placing spikes in their vagina to fuck over rapists.
Rapist: Doc, how is it I didn't she had an angry vagina.
Doc: ... You're fucked...
by THE FUCK IS A 20 PIECE April 12, 2015
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sand in the vagina

itchness experianced by the female species when sand enters the female pubic region
just been to the beach and got sand in my block its ichty
by sweenal April 05, 2005
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vagina pudding

This certain item is when the UPS guy comes inside your house and shits on your floor. Now why the hell would he do that? Becuase of Vagina Pudding! Buy it at your nearest Vagi-Mart. No need to use the butthole anymore! Vagina Pudding puts your vagina to the test!

Also used when a man shits into the vagina of a woman.
"Hey man I heard that UPS guy shit on your floor."
"Who cares, I use Vagina Pudding too."

"Hey did you give Mary a vagina pudding yet?"
"No, the dumb bitch went to a fucking barn and had a baby named Jesus. I think I'll give jesus a Vagina Pudding when he is about 33 and has no idea who i am."
by Jesus4Brains October 14, 2007
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vagina owner

Wow this bar is hopping with vagina owners tonight!
by Teratogen July 21, 2010
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