half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

jamie's uncle :'[

when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch

jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Uncle Jeffery

When you wear your uncles pants and slip a slim Jim into a desired hole and swirl it around and then make your partner eat while calling you uncle.

I asked my partner to get me a slim Jim because I needed a snack and he offered me an Uncle Jeffery.

by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025

Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy

Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober

by uncleegooberrrr September 4, 2022

uncle

he touches me in the closet

"NO UNCLE RON PLEASE NOT AGAIN"

by trentons bitch January 31, 2023

Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.

He tried to to uncle Mike me!

by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023