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Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.
He tried to to uncle Mike me!
by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023
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Uncle Mihow

The biggest sexer of the small childrens. If you are under 18 he is probably inside of your anus right now. He is also credited by Guinness world records as having the grandest DONG.
You-Oh shit Uncle Mihow please NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Mihow-raiputaimu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by CenkUygur6969 May 21, 2019
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Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
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Basement Uncle

A Basement Uncle is a elderly individual in Hindu families he usally resides in the basement with a hat resting upon his head pacing back and fourth, mainly responds to Roti and Chai.
Oye!, Raju who is the dude in your basement

That's my Basement Uncle he is like Hindu Security and also watches the Kids.
by TheOntarioHindu January 16, 2021
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Uncle Ronny

A manipulative, predatory figure who hides harmful intentions behind a friendly, “everybody’s uncle” persona.

An “Uncle Ronny” gains trust through charm and false kinship, often presenting as a caring community member or family-like figure. Behind the scenes, they target vulnerable young people for exploitation, provoke or challenge others to mask insecurity, and may act as an informant for authorities. They often use gossip, rumors, or fabricated “evidence” to blackmail others, creating a climate of fear that keeps them protected and in control.

The term describes someone who:

Pretends to be a safe, familiar figure

Seeks to exploit those with less power

Provokes men to assert false dominance

Collaborates with outside authorities against their own community

Controls through blackmail and fear

In short, an “Uncle Ronny” is a two-faced opportunist who uses trust as a weapon.
Be careful around him — he’s giving real Uncle Ronny vibes, acting friendly while fishing for gossip to use against people.
by Veylan Cross August 12, 2025
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Honey Uncle

(Noun) A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.
That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.
by Repterra March 24, 2024
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Uncle Mode

When you gotta get serious, like when you really gotta lock-in.
I just hit the crip on that uncle mode
by BeezaCM January 24, 2024
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