eau de toe crude'

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.

Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'

by Higley July 11, 2011

Peet-Ah-Toe-Eye

A condition met when one gets so intoxicated from alcohol that the person loses control of the function of their eye and it closes. The other eye just kind of floats around, attatching itself to what ever it focuses on. This condition often occurs during the minor stages of adulthood.

Laura jake was so drunk off of Aftershock and Super Pepppermint Schnapps she got all Peet-Ah-Toe-Eyed and fell through the hole in Timmy's porch! Boy was he mad about his porch. Then he outlawed the use of Aftershock and Peppermint Schnapps at his house.

by Hcaz Sakraf February 23, 2008

Gold Tippy Toes

Tripple Gold Daytons

That nigga was ridin on some gold tippy toes. (E-40)

by Skylark69 June 8, 2009

Fish and Chip Toe

Where the second toe in on your foot is longer than your Big toe.

Look at that fish and chip toe, it's bigger than her Big Toe!

by HarryB. October 8, 2008

joto (hoe-toe)

a person who performs an act of utter stupidity and lowers ones self dignity

Person A: Drops a beer

Person B: "Dude your a joto (hoe-toe)."

by Buddy Holiday August 23, 2007

Camel Toe Slip and Slide

See 'Camel Toe Slide'

A form of sex without penetration. The man lies on his back the woman stradles her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft.

When you have a squirter, you now have yourself a 'Camel Toe Slip and Slide'

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead!"

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead! Ho was a squirter - so it was a Camel Toe Slip and Slide!"

by Bitz the destroyer May 8, 2014

Suck my left toe

When someone says something you don’t appreciate.

Ava: OMG HAVE YOU MET ARLETH SHES THE BEST FRIEND EVER
Stella: EXCUSE ME I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND! SHE CAN SUCK MY LEFT TOE!!!
Ava: mkay

by Angryunicorn9205 February 20, 2019