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Jade the weed queen

Jade is an interesting girl. A total weirdo, but good vibes always. She is a fiend. She always has a crusher or paper on her waiting for the next blunt. She loves her friends to death. She is easy to like and very hard to forget. For that long lasting impression get yourself a jade weed queen
Jade the weed queen is always really.

I want to be like Jade the weed queen.
by Kuukie November 21, 2023
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Later-weed

Weed that falls onto your tray when your loading a bowl or weed that is found when cleaning out the grinder and can be put back into the grinder to smoke later.
Let me clean out my grinder, I may have later-weed.
by CVance December 14, 2023
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k-weed

Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival
Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?

Obviously dude, stupid question!
by Dahlmer June 29, 2023
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pink weed

something kinlee sneaks from the police while she's driving to florida with beau and gate and holly. she's secretly addicted and waiting to get more at that gas station in alabama
"hurry, hide the pink weed! the cops are right behind us." - beau
by gategateholly July 16, 2023
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weed pasta

when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï

"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"
by wweedpasta July 17, 2023
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weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.
The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.
by Sduvvy August 8, 2023
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Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
by NickPikk August 18, 2023
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