Slang; "crowd the donna" has many uses in modern slang, though it originated as a sexual expression for vaginal or anal penetration. It reached widespread use in the early 1930s in Witchita, Kansas, when a young gang calling themselves "The Crowded Donnas" popularized the term.
see also: Monitor the Ocie
see also: Monitor the Ocie
"I'm gonna crowd your donna"; "Go crowd your own donna"; in anger, nonsexual: "I'm totally gonna crowd your donna 'til your face bleeds"; "tonight I'm gonna go out and crowd some donnas"; "My donna needs a good crowding"
by Doc Dauber February 2, 2004
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While wearing a lab coat tell your lady friend to open her mouth and say "ah". She will open her mouth expecting you to put the popsicle stick into her mouth. At this point if you are doing it right she think you are into roleplaying a doctor/patient scenario. However this could not be further from the truth.
Instead quickly catch her off guard by inserting the popsicle stick into her pubic jungle. Then when she is about to climax put the stethoscope into her ears and fart into the other end. Bonus points if fecal matter comes out.
If done correctly your lady lover will be so grateful that she will probably actually start paying you to do it again. Celebrate this by drinking a v8.
While wearing a lab coat tell your lady friend to open her mouth and say "ah". She will open her mouth expecting you to put the popsicle stick into her mouth. At this point if you are doing it right she think you are into roleplaying a doctor/patient scenario. However this could not be further from the truth.
Instead quickly catch her off guard by inserting the popsicle stick into her pubic jungle. Then when she is about to climax put the stethoscope into her ears and fart into the other end. Bonus points if fecal matter comes out.
If done correctly your lady lover will be so grateful that she will probably actually start paying you to do it again. Celebrate this by drinking a v8.
Guy 1: I gave Snookie the Doctor's Wife last week and ever since I haven't been able to get her to leave.
Guy 2: Did you explain to her that it was just a one night stand?
Guy 1: Yes I made it clear to her. Do you think you can help me out.
Guy 2: Maybe you should punch her in the face.
Guy 2: Did you explain to her that it was just a one night stand?
Guy 1: Yes I made it clear to her. Do you think you can help me out.
Guy 2: Maybe you should punch her in the face.
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Or in the words of Sir Mix A Lot: "Point the gauge at your dome, and take it out."
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When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.
It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.
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FUN TWIST! - last one to finish has to eat it.
sometimes called "cookie" if used with a cookie.
FUN TWIST! - last one to finish has to eat it.
sometimes called "cookie" if used with a cookie.
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