by skullme June 15, 2007
Get the walking the dogmug. Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.
I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.
by pentozali December 30, 2009
Get the Jehovah's Witness walkmug. An obese person
by BlackMigos June 18, 2014
Get the Walking Egg Mcmuffinmug. When you are tied down to a tree and someone in a diesel powered mini can and ties a toe cable to your testicles and drives away at 58 miles per hour
by Edgy2002 May 12, 2017
Get the Cuban Board Walkmug. by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
Get the roblox walk joystickmug. An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.
Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:
-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger
Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:
-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger
Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."
Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"
Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.
(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.
Seriously, don't be Fred.
Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"
Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.
(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.
Seriously, don't be Fred.
by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011
Get the Walking on All Threesmug. The act of crossing the street because someone before you has already crossed and caused traffic to stop. In effect, jay walking because someone else already has.
I rode on this guy's Jay Walking Coattails after he jumped in front of traffic and caused a 30 car pile up.
by Eager Beaver Parcel October 4, 2011
Get the Jay Walking Coattailsmug.