Skip to main content

Matthew Gage Middle School

The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.
by FUCKMRSUN April 5, 2016
mugGet the Matthew Gage Middle Schoolmug.

Rocky Height Middle School

Hello, For the people reading this I will probably have to go to the white room, Yes in this amazing school We have a Prison Cell! Okay, let's start explaining this bullshit of a school. First We are allowed no freedom, we can have no phones no music, no youtube, no fun. Almost everything is blocked in this school, even the wifi sucks. Second the teachers some are nice (bout maybe 7 in the whole 100 person staff) while the rest are just complete jerks. Third, there are different many problems like the white room! it is a 4 x 4 room with all white walls with 1 desk. It is used for punishment. Let's say that you don't clean tables for the janitor ( Big Boi Brown ) or you get caught texting your mom about how you're sick, or even forget to turn something in, well then the white room is for you! Instead of continuing to learn, you sit a in a room all day doing nothing. Another problem in the constant Juuling, In this school, we have a major problem, kids in the bathroom, kids in outside and even kids in class, but none of our dumb teachers ever find out. Last but definitely not least, Our lunch we get a solid 15 minutes to eat our lunch. Now our counselors are dismissing sections which takes much longer and just a pain.

If you ever consider Coming to RHMS please don't you will be doing your self a favor.
Bob - Do you go to Rocky Height Middle School?
Jill - No I heard they are just juuling gay ass bitches

Bob - ahh I see
by Wilhelmina Emmanuella November 1, 2018
mugGet the Rocky Height Middle Schoolmug.

central park middle school

one of the trashiest fucking schools in the entire ny state. if y’all send yo kids there, sorry for your children. that schools treeshcity.
them: what school do you go to?
you: central park middle school
them: nah you a treesh.
mugGet the central park middle schoolmug.

rolling hills middle school

A school which sucks and consists of many different cliques. Some examples are the popular white girls or the fucked up ghetto kids and can range all the way to smart Asian group. Usually known to be the rich white kid school in the CUSD district.
Person 1: “these movies about kids in middle schools are so off. No one hangs out in groups like that!”
Person 2: “Ha! You’ve never gone to rolling hills middle school before then!”
Person 1: “bet”
by cliqueasfrik December 11, 2018
mugGet the rolling hills middle schoolmug.

Oliver McCracken Middle School

The worst smelling school in the world. All the kids who attend the school are crackheads, also known as McCrackheads, according to everyone else. If you go there, this will probably be the worst school you've ever attended.
"What school do you go to"?
"Oliver McCracken Middle School"
"Fuck you McCrackhead"
by Hange Zoe is best girl October 24, 2019
mugGet the Oliver McCracken Middle Schoolmug.

edward town middle school

Where do I start.... well the school is made up of an odd mix of kids. I’d say 20% maddd ghetto, 40% emo/edgy 🤮, 20% popular/preppy, 10% gay kids (some really awesome but some mad annoying), and 10% is made up of actually decent people. Most of the teachers are feminists and that gets hella annoying. Also we have pretty bad modified teams (and some JV). Half the kids have awesome grades in everything always and the other half are literally failing, and have been since day one; there’s no inbetween. The 6th graders act like they’re in high school. Our band and our choir really suck. Also Kids get beaten up every day, some have to go to the hospital. One kid even committed suicide from the hate he got from his classmates (we are NOT going to talk about it right now) and that is very very sad I’m sorry to everyone that knew him. So yea our school is not great but it’s also not exactly terrible in my opinion.
Uh oh, did you here my friend (insert name) got thrown into the wall today at Edward Town Middle School?
by ImGoodAtFortnite May 19, 2018
mugGet the edward town middle schoolmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email