guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021
Get the Long Dong Johnmug. 8==========================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D
by February 27, 2023
Get the Long ass dickmug. When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017
Get the Kentucky Long Slapmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the I Traveled Through TIme BEcause,I , ANgel Josee RObles' Genitals Are Long<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a filthy whore in the tri-state area (Mostly Atlantic city and surrounding towns) gives you a fat sloppy slippery BJ for a long long time or at least until she chokes or passes out from lack of oxygen to her brain.
Ayo my nigga, remeber dat stanky hoe from last night at Duck Town she dun gave me top long behind the dumpster
by ACTrash69 November 11, 2021
Get the Top Longmug. by elsaabka May 24, 2024
Get the hos longmug. Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.
Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL
Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.
Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.
Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL
Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.
Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010
Get the Long Momentmug.