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The Law of In-N-Out

The law which defines that whichever lane you are in at In-N-Out, the other lane will go faster.
Gal: I was at In-N-Out and there were less cars in my lane, but the other lane still went faster!

Guy: Yeah man...the world cannot go against the Law of In-N-Out
by Bearadomus April 14, 2010
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Law of contract fucking

"Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a fucking great fuck"
Law of contract fucking
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"
by DanDingo the GREAT! September 29, 2006
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Pizza Law

Pizza Law: When eating pizza, it is always socially acceptable to burp loudly afterwards, to show both praise to and thanks for the glory that is pizza. All shall accept and celebrate this show of praise and gratitude to the pizza without complaint or ill will.
Person 1: *belches*
Person 2: Dude, c'mon......
Person 1: Pizza Law, bro.....are you some kind of heretic anti-pizza-ite or something?

Person 1: It really bothers me when you burp after eating pizza, it's really gross.
Person 2: Pizza Law. Get real or get a new friend.
by Justbelieveme January 7, 2017
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Shabron's Law

At any time, for every transit bus that passes by in one direction, another bus on the same route should pass by in the opposite direction.
According to Shabron's Law, when a 401 bus passes by going south. Another 401 should pass by going north. Therefore a constant trail of 401 buses should at all times be passing by.
by NinjaBicBoi April 10, 2011
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friends-in-law

when two people are legally married but aren’t in love anymore, but still like to hang out, laugh and joke with each other. (Don’t take this too seriously lol I’m just trolling around)
-Claire’s parents aren’t in love, but she told me they were laughing together and joking at the family meeting. They didn’t even get a divorce, so I think they’re friends-in-law
by hellothereiamdokay November 11, 2021
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Rennie's Law

Anyone who thinks that they can disprove a theory in a ten minute video does not understand the theory.
"Hey, I just found this video on YouTube disproving evolution."
"I've seen that one too, good example of Rennie's Law; he had to redefine evolution to disprove it."
by Robert Sandler January 2, 2008
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Jones law

The act of going near the hottest person in a location.

For example, in a supermarket, it is the act of going to the hottest check out assistant. Or, when on a bus, sitting near as possible to the hottest person there.
Steve: Wow, Nathan just used the Jones Law to go to that sweet ass checkout assistant.
by Antonoir July 23, 2017
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