Suck My Fork

Mild-ish term of defiance. Said offensively, but isn't actually rude so can be said in front of / to anyone really.

Loser: "Heeeeeeeey Guuuuuuuuuuuuys! Whatcha dooooooiiiiiiing?"

Person: Suck my fork.

by Spoonagon November 8, 2009

Suck Dick Month

This month of October all the dicks of the boy should be sucked by pretty girls

Boy: Andrea it’s suck dick month

Girl: Ok Daniel pull down your pants

by Del baba October 7, 2019

half sucked aspirin

The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.

"Oh did you see Cameron Diaz without make-up? she's got a head like a half sucked aspirin!"

by LifeSpan-Void May 28, 2006

urbandictionary editors suck

they suck so god damn hard

"urbandictionary editors suck, dude" "yeah man, so damn hard"

by HELLA November 3, 2013

suck it dry, biotch

degrading demand made to hoes, sluts, and bitches. Implies that they will engage in a sloppy and intense form of fellatio

my neighbor was giving me shit for walking around the house naked, so i told her "suck it dry, biotch"

by all business October 12, 2004

cock-sucking cowboy

in a shot glass, half-fill with Baileys (or other irish cream), then topped with a floating layer of butterscotch schnapps. intended to be downed quickly, like a shot of vodka. supposed to incite some kind of lewd repartee between you and the bartender.

also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.

(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy... and a shot glass half baileys, half butterscotch schnapps please *stupid giggle*"

(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."

by save_ferrets May 13, 2004

a big bag of suck

a phrase to express how much someone sucked at what they just attempted

Dude, you didnt even clear that gap, you ate shit! That was a big bag of suck!

by Brent H January 15, 2008