a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
Get the space vampiremug. A theory in which colors are oriented to emerge from space (symbolized by the color black) in contrast to Newton's theory of color emerging from the refraction of light.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 25, 2018
Get the Goethean spacemug. When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.
by jdazza30 October 25, 2014
Get the sacramento space suitmug. When someone's myspace profile is so full, everything's crammed toghether. Especially true with myspace apps, and general crap.
by Evlwolf April 9, 2009
Get the spaced inmug. by Gabe Warden March 10, 2013
Get the Space Jamedmug. 1/6 stones thanos needs to balance the universe. The space at one allows you to travel anywhere in the universe on any planet of your choosing. Thanos wears it on his middle finger knuckle (also where iron man wears it in Avengers:endgame)
by Action movies (marvel) May 31, 2019
Get the Space stonemug. 