29 september 

29 of september is the day your shortest or tallest friend has to buy you a bag of candy of your choice

29 September short or tall friend has to buy you candy of you choice

29 september by Cool_sabi_on_tiktok November 24, 2019

Shave That Shit September

The time of year when your family and friends begin to encourage you to shave off the manly animal growing on your face that is still left over from the previous No Shave November.

Girlfriend: "Is that a small kitten on your upper lip?"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's my stash left from No Shave November."
Girlfriend: "You must have missed the memo. It's Shave That Shit September, so shave that shit."

Shave That Shit September by Rae Dave January 16, 2009

23 September

NATIONAL BISEXUAL DAY HELL YEAH well anyway, it’s the day that we celebrate the existence of bi’s such as myself, because EVERYBODY IS HOT

“Hey SAMANTHA did you remember it’s the 23 September today?”
“HELL YEAH TERESA”
*kisses both teresa and george*

23 September by thebimuffin September 9, 2020

16 september 1998 

On this date, Pussy Slayers we're born all around the world, the assembly of pussy slayers is born

Damn do you remember the 16 september 1998 ?

16 september 1998 by Lesex_austin October 15, 2019

gone in september 

to say u love a girl in the summer to try and get in her pants. but dis her in the fall

mike posner " i said i loved you in the summer, but will i love u in the fall. come september ill be gone. (from gone in september)

gone in september by mcfllyy August 23, 2010

black september 

The Black September Organization
A bunch of Arabian terror-tards who caused the Munich-massacre in 1972(as seen in the movie Munich)
where 11 Israeli athletes were taken hostage at the Olympic games and all murdered
plus a German officer too.
Because they wanted to have 234 Egyptians released.
A list of great achievements:

* November 28, 1971: the assassination of Jordan's prime minister, Wasfi Tel, in retaliation for the expulsion of the PLO from Jordan in 1970-71;
* December 1971: attempted assassination of Zeid al Rifai, Jordan's ambassador to London and former chief of the Jordanian royal court;
* February 1972: sabotage of a West German electrical installation and a Dutch gas plant;
* May 1972: hijacking of a Belgian aircraft, Sabena Flight 572, flying from Vienna to Lod.
* March 1, 1973: attack on the Saudi embassy in Khartoum, killing Cleo Noel, United States Chief of Mission to Sudan, George Curtis Moore, the US Deputy Chief of Mission to Sudan, and Guy Eid, the Belgian chargé d'affaires to Sudan (see main article: Khartoum diplomatic assassinations).

"Hey lets just kill some innocent israeli's to get my some d00ds i don't give a sit about outta prison and die trying"
"Sure d00d"
"Now Lets Call the rest of the fuck-tards from black september and make the worst organized plan ever"

black september by Som gy January 23, 2007

27 September 2016

This was the day the incredible boyband why don’t we was formed. The 5 boys: Jonah, Corbyn, Daniel, Jack and Zach have risen to fame since then and traveled the world performing for their fans who are called limelights.

What was the best day of your life?
27 September 2016 because it was the day why don’t we was formed.

27 September 2016 by Bitcheemerch13456 November 28, 2019