september 27th

this is national kiss tall people day. the day where short girlfriends kiss their tall girlfriend

short girlfriend: what day is it
tall girlfriend: september 27th you know what that means
short girlfriend: *kisses tall girlfriend*

by venuspenis886 September 26, 2021

September 4th

Get back with your ex who’s name is catie

“yo it’s September 4th! you know what that means?”
“nah what?”
“you gotta get back with catie”
“that sexy bitch 😏😏 hell yeah!”

by emily5767 September 4, 2022

Simp September

Simp for her September

Jack:You look good today
Crush:Thank You(He a Simp, Simp September)

by Quandelldingle69 September 6, 2022

September 24 Kiss ur crush day

September 24 is the day you kiss your crush not on the cheek but on the lips.

It’s September 24 kiss ur crush day

by KISS UR CRUSH September 23, 2021

September 20th

Birthday of the most poggers man alive

Did you know today is September 20th?

You mean the birthday of the most poggers man alive?

that’s what I’m talking about. We should use code Mrswag in the fortnite and rocket league item shop.
Don’t forget the epic games store!

by bstet01 April 18, 2021

September Ninth

National Hug a best friend day

Run up and hug one of your best friends without even saying anything, totally unexpected.

Buddy 1- ayo bro its September Ninth go hug a best friend
Buddy 2- Dam bro ur right *hugs Buddy 1*
Buddy 1- ayo bro im ur best friend?
Buddy 2- Yea ofc bro
Buddy 1- We have known eachother for 5 minutes...

by September Seventh September 8, 2021

NO squirt September

No squirt September , or NSQ, Is where for the whole month of September girls who play with themselves or thinking about getting dicked down won’t be able to. This is a challenge for girls not to do anything freaky to themselves or with any guys that will get them wet.

Isaiah: "Baby u tryna get dicked down tn?"
Vivian: "No babe, I'm tryna pass No squirt September."
Isaiah: "What's that?"

by George gets play November 5, 2022