Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia

A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

-or-

A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?

by Lord_Shmebulock May 16, 2018

Russian break-in

When you dominate your sexual partner

Girl:i wanna be dominated
Guy: Russian break-in

by ThatOneSusFriend December 5, 2022

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

Russian oreo

When you finish on a girl's forehead/ bridge of her nose, and then black both of her eyes

I gave that chick a Russian oreo

by I'm yo mommas pimp November 4, 2021

Russian idealism

Argues for a state religion to keep scapegoating institutionalized.

Views secularism and liberalism as a mass distribution of the scapegoating impulse.

Russian idealism views democracy as a mass distribution of the scapegoating impulse.

It pushes for a state church, state infrastructure, and mecha-pagan aesthetics (in a Soviet context) to consolidate scapegoating.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 23, 2018

Russian moon butter

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter

I'm gonna make Russian moon butter with you

by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025