knuckle rule

the rule which state that you are able to date someone 2 years older or younger (2 knuckles from the middle both ways) without consiquence

Dude1: yo last night i hooked up with this hot chick from collage
Dude2: u mean the blonde one? shes 2 years older then you!
Dude1: knuckle rule
Dude2:good point, nice job last night

by Jesse Mitchell January 12, 2008

Montana rules

Basically anything aly says
Is a rule
Like georgia rules...only better.

Cory: I want a car..

Aly: Montana rules...you have to have a truck in order to live in montana.

by alybaby6148 October 16, 2008

sir rules

Something they post at craft beer tastings that is too hipster to even be on urban dictionary

sir rules apply

by teamdeathstrike May 10, 2014

Rule 371

Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.

Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! October 2, 2016

Sam's Rule

A Sam, Samantha or Samuel is always right no matter the situation. This rule outlaws other rules of similar definition, and the creator of said other rule is by the holy decree of God declared a irreversible GAY

dude, you can't win against Sam, its "Sam's rule"

by gabelle July 8, 2020

Rule 43B

Ironically, the more beautiful, pure and innocent something is, the greater the need to make porn of it...

Person A: I'm going to make a pornographic picture of this sweet cartoon character

Person B: Hell no I refuse!

Person A: Wait why?

Person B: because rule 43a

Person A: ahhh but it's porn so it's rule 43b :)

Person B: Damn...

by TheMightyCoinKing June 2, 2016

Rules of Cringe

There has been a lot of discussion on what cringe videos are okay to mock and which are not. These rules clear this up and must be reviewed before making fun of cringe.

Rules of Cringe
Rule 1: If powerful or can take it, mocking is allowed.
Rule 2: If harmful to others or society, mocking is allowed.
If neither apply, mocking is not allowed.

by Sir Knight July 11, 2016