crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

Ring A Ding

Ring a ding also known as ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent (Southeast Asia). Often used to make fun of or humiliate these group of people.

I was walking the other day and I ran into a ring a ding. He smelled like sweet curry.

by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024

Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.

My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

Nose ring gang

A group of LIBERAL females that will fight you on any subject you can possibly come up with.

Guy 1: I was called a racist for feeling bad about the CK assassination yesterday
Guy 2: of course you did, the nose ring gang thinks everyone's racist.

by Itsmrgoody2you September 17, 2025

curtain rings

When a womans vagina has meat curtains that hang down, and yet she has rings pierced on the elongated labia.

Damn! That bitch has curtain rings!

by Skinny dick October 6, 2017

Squeeze ring

Bung hole, butthole, leather cheerio, anus orphus

Wow you have a nice squeeze ring on ya, but that sungun shoot turd mile.

by Johnnylongpeckerbignutsack November 1, 2022

Ring around the dactyl

When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.

That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.

by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010